December 16, 2008

What I’m Drinking Right Now: Riding the Pine

People always feel bad about riding the pine (meaning, sitting on the bench during a sporting event), but golly, someone has to be there to support the team with yelling and clapping and general enthusiastic behavior right? Without that, how could those stars actually playing get the energy to keep at it? Because, everyone needs support now and then, and, for that matter, everyone needs to sit and take a load off now and then. Heck, even Captain Marvel (the red-costumed one) needed to be Billy Batson on occasion. And when you’re hanging out on the bench in support style, or hanging out to catch your breath for a bit, you should have a drink that’s named for this very scene. Or, named because I had some lovely fresh pineapple that I thought to use in a drink, and this name made sense in that situation cause of the “pine.” One of those two reasons.

 

The first sounds better, doesn’t it? Like I wasn’t just whipping together a drink, but really thinking deeply about what it means to be a supporter of star players, instead of actually a star, combined with what it means to take a break from stardom, and trying to distill those notions into an ideal liquid form. Now that, friends, is deep (a deep load of crap some might say, but those “some” are probably creepy teetotalers).  And, sort-of a lie, because there wasn’t “one” ideal liquid form but two, as I made the drink two ways. The first was muddling up some fresh pineapple, then adding a bit of simple syrup, a touch of pineapple juice for juiciness, and some dark rum (I used Mount Gay Eclipse, cause I’m pretty fond of its mixability, though it’s not super dark–white rum could have been used, too, but the dark gave it a touch more flavor) and shaking it up. The second was adding all of the same, plus some ice, to a blender and blending it up. Wife Nat had an urge for a blended drink (even though it’s freakily freezing out here) and far be it from me to talk her out of it. Drinkers deserve what they want. Both versions, I have to say, came out darn delicious, and tropical, and warming all at once. Which is fitting for the “Riding the Pine” moniker (well, you’re probably dreaming of the tropics when there, and your hindquarters are warm, and the drink is delicious). This drink, probably, could have been called a “Pineapple Daiquiri” or some such. But that’d be awfully boring.

 

Riding the Pine #1

 

1/4 cup fresh pineapple, plus one or two cubes for garnish

Ice cubes

1/2 ounce simple syrup

1/4 fresh pineapple juice

2 ounces dark rum

 

1. Put the pineapple in a cocktail shaker. Using your favorite muddler, muddle well.

 

2. Fill the shaker halfway full with ice cubes. Add everything else. Shake really well, and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a pineapple cube or two.

 

Riding the Pine #2

 

1/4 cup fresh pineapple, plus one or two cubes for garnish

Ice cubes

1/2 ounce simple syrup

1/2 fresh pineapple juice

2 ounces dark rum

 

1. Put all the ingredients in a blender. Blend well.

 

2. Pour the Pine into a chilled glass of your choice, or a cocktail glass, or a basketball cut in half (but only if it’s been well-cleaned). Garnish with a pineapple cube or two.

Nicole Sholly said:

While reading this, the deep pockets of my cheeks were tingling. My mouth is literally watering for this drink! Or maybe it’s your tasty prose. Either way, I’m picking up a pineapple on the way home tonight.

admin said:

Hey hey, I hope that pineapple treats you and Mr. Jon well. Thanks for the comment too (and for looking at the blog at all). It’s sweet to see you on here. Cheers yo!

j. ämper said:

although they tend to be made of 7-ply maple “to ride the pine” is also a totally rad way to refer to riding a skateboard. or possibly more fitting for this arena- sidewalk surfing to the island riddims.

cheers.

admin said:

I wish I would have known that earlier (cause then I could have seemed rad), but am completely stoked to know it now. I’m gonna start pushing this drink at skateparks and sidewalks immediately.

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