No Schlitz Makes Muffy Sad
Oh, poor pouty Muffy dear–she’s run out of the most delectable beer. Schlitz. I like Schlitz okay (though it’s harder to find these days, or at least hard for me, thank you very much WA state liquor board), and a nice American lager in the lighter style. And, it’s the “beer that made Milwaukee famous.” But no one likes Schlitz as well as Muffy in the below ad. Look how sad she is–you’d think someone just canceled her deb ball. She does have a cute pout though. And look at those nails! And the dress, with sparkles. Schlitz is much more of a playa beer if it’s pulling Muffy’s lush lower lip down. I think I’m gonna go track down some Schlitz. Right now. And then track down Muffy, and turn that frown upside down with the healing power of cheap beer.
Tags: beer, Cocktail Art, liquor ads, Schlitz










March 16th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
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March 17th, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Love these classic ads. you should compile them and put out a book of advertising for liquour and beer. Would be awesome!
Leslie
March 18th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
I love them too. If I get enough I’m totally pushing for a book.
March 26th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
I just keep thinking she’s a trophy-wife, plucked from a farm in Kansas by a wealthy industrialist who humors her taste in low-brow hooch because she’s dynamite in the sack.
March 26th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Of course, when he finds out she’s banging his driver, it’s going to get ugly.
March 26th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
It will get ugly. Those darn Kansans.
By the way, that may be the best post/s ever.